Man Crashes Into Adult Store for Pipedream’s Fuck Me Silly 3

AMHERST, Ohio — A man driving a red, single-axle Volvo semi-tractor cab crashed through the rear door of an Adultmart store in Ohio on Aug. 22, and made off with Pipedream’s Fuck Me Silly 3.

According to news reports, when the suspect crashed through the doors of the Lorain Country store at approximately 2:30 a.m., he went straight for toy, which retails for $800.

In a TV news report, Pipedream’s realistic masturbator is described as “similar to a mannequin but much more sexually explicit,” as the Fuck Me Silly 3 is a life-size replica of a woman’s legs and genitalia.

The suspect, who was described as a white male wearing a blue hooded sweatshirt and a red shirt underneath, has not been caught by police and was reported to have made a run for it on foot when authorities found the red semi-truck, which is believed to have been stolen.

Pipedream Products says the controversial break-in has created an Internet buzz for the company, and has produced tens of thousands of views for the Fuck Me Silly product demo videos on Pipedream’s YouTube account.

For more information about Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbators, and to place an order, email info@pipedreamproducts.com.

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