Production Wraps on 'Bionic Woman/Six Million Dollar Man' Parody

Lyla Katz
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Adult star Bree Olson has wrapped a starring role in Will Ryder’s modern adaptation of the “Bionic Woman and The Six Million Dollar Man” parody for X-Play.

Shot over five days and four nights, Olson teamed up to play the Bionic Woman with Dale Dabone as the Six Million Dollar Man.

“Bree is not only a fantastic porn star but she’s the perfect girl for this role because she’s beautiful and her newly-shaped body is unbelievable,” Ryder said. “She can really crush a tennis ball between those thighs.”

The movie combines two of television’s classic shows made famous by Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner back in the mid ‘70s playing government agents that were implanted with bionic powers.

“I wrote the script as a ball-busting comedy because in my mind both shows begged for it,” Ryder said.

“Yeah at first I was skeptical when I heard this was going to be a comedy,” Dabone said.

“But after being on the set the first day it totally hit me where Will Ryder was coming from and I have to say this is a really funny movie.”

This was Olson’s first starring role in a feature movie since her contract with powerhouse Adam and Eve Pictures ended recently.

“Bree’s absolutely perfect and because she’s an all-out slut she might be one of the greatest porn stars ever,” Ryder said.

“She loves sex beyond the amount of enthusiasm others put into it and her acting chops and comedic timing are fantastic. I was actually a bit surprised by how good she was and I really love her as the Bionic Woman.”

Olson said the decision to work with Ryder and X-Play was an easy one because both parties had discussed teaming up on “Not Charlie’s Angels XXX” some months back but she was unavailable.

“When I heard what a big hit ‘Not Charlie’s Angels’ was becoming I knew I wanted to do this bionic movie more than ever,” Bree said.

“I really had fun especially the other day when we spent hours and hours outside shooting in the rain. Will Ryder just kept shooting and I was so wet.”

Dozens of running and jumping sequences were shot near the Angeles National Forest where it rained constantly.

“Remember that song it never rains in California? That song is total bullshit because it drizzled all day and night but we kept shooting and I actually think it makes the movie even more spectacular,” Ryder said.

“The Bionic Woman/Six Million Dollar XXX” parody will be released this winter.

In addition to Olson, it also stars Danica Dillan, Aubrey Addams, Victoria White, Kim Kennedy, Dale Dabone, Eric Swiss, Jack Lawrence, Rocco Reed, Chad Diamond and Mike Horner as Oscar Goldman.