The ex-California gubernatorial candidate and “2005 Bimbo of the Year” will make 12 films with Legend over the next two years, the company reported this week. As part of the agreement, Legend Video and Pipedream Products also have partnered to produce a line of toys called “The Mary Carey Collection,” including a mold of Carey’s well-known vagina.
Filming of Carey’s first feature for Legend, “Inside Mary Carey,” has already been completed, giving Carey ample time to prepare for yet another run for office in 2006.
Voting records from 2003’s recall election show Carey earned an impressive 10th place for the governorship, garnering more than 11,000 votes on a platform that promised tax deductions for lap dances and a breast implant tax.
“There's no stopping Mary,” Legend owner Jack Richman said. “She's a big blonde avalanche of energy and sex appeal.”
Carey said her years at Kick Ass were valuable but that she was ready for a change.
“I learned a lot, but it was time for a new direction,” Carey said.
“Inside” Director Cash Markman said Carey’s debut film is semi-biographical, chronicling both personal triumph and self-discovery “in the face of cocksucking adversity.”
“Kind of like rapper 50 Cent's ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin'’ movie, but with more pussy porking and less scary looking, gun-totting black people,” Markman said.
“Inside Mary Carey” is scheduled to hit the streets on March 13, and also stars Brooke Haven and Donnie D.
Carey’s campaign for governor, meanwhile, will kick off in February.
“The people are tired of having Schwarzenegger in office,” Carey said. “It's been too long. They want to know what happens next after ‘T3: Rise of the Machines.’ I mean, is John Conner going to have to fight Skynet alone in T4? Or, will Arnold return to help him as the outdated, but stoically charming T-850?”