“It’s a lot of fun for me to create gag and novelty items,” Pipedream Products CEO Nick Orlandino said. “Being from the East Coast and having spent my fair share of time around these types of people, creating the Guido and Guidette Love Dolls took me back to the old days. These people exist, but these days, being called a guido or guidette isn’t an insult like it used to be — it’s a badge of honor.”
The Guido and Guidette Love Dolls are packaged in boxes bearing humorous copy that states: “Meet Guido, the bronzed-up zippahead with rock-hard abs and more juice than Tropicana. Just add air and this pumped-up douche bag is ready to make your fist-pump and your panties wet.”
“Our new Guido and Guidette Love Dolls are perfect examples of what we call ‘unnecessary necessities’ for any adult store,” said Kevin Johnson, marketing manager for Pipedream Products. “Sure no one needs them, but people gotta have em! Just look at how quickly our last Super Star Series doll sold out! We recommend getting your order in today before this situation gets out of control and your customers can’t play nookie with their favorite snooky!”
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