TheThrillHammer Releases the Bullnose

LAS VEGAS — Sex machine manufacturer TheThrillHammer has begun shipping its latest genital haptic device.

The machine, dubbed TheThrillHammer Bullnose, is housed in a bead-and-cove cedar pod accented with ancient mammoth tusk. Its features are controlled by the custom handheld remote unit that is finished in maple and abalone.

TheThrillHammer Bullnose features both Sybian-powered rotation and vibration and multiple programmable stroking patterns offering 20 built-in motions. The machine can be manually controlled by four knobs that are used to set speed, stroke length, stroke depth and time.

“There were already sex machine enthusiasts owning a Sybian that wanted to step it up a notch,” said Allen Stein, TheThrillHammer chief visioneer. “People have been coming to us for truly top of the line sex machines including Internet controls for close to 10 years now. This is our first foray into interior design as well as they dedicated an entire room for their sex machine play.”