Friday, Jun 26, 2009    Text size: 

Today's segment focuses on outtakes.

"I can load 167 Viagra tabs in a condom in my ass," performer Mika Tan says with a laugh. "I was trying to see how many would fit in a condom..."

Tan, sitting in the makeup chair, also riffs on directors who ask her to "speak Asian."

"I say, 'What language? What dialect?' I'll be throwing in Chinese, Thai, Vietnamese, Korean. And they put in phony subtitles anyway," Tan says. "People meet me at the shows and they ask if I speak English," and then she starts talking in broken English: "I no speak English too many time on video, bit every once in a while dey make me speak English some-time. You want French tip nail?" while her hairdresser cracks up.

Adam & Eve's "Perfect Secretary 2" is directed by Ernest Greene and also features Adam & Eve contract performer Kayden Kross, Justine Joli, Claire Adams, Shyla Styles, Randy Spears, Tom Byron, Tommy Gunn, Marco Banderas and Chris Cannon.

XFANZ TV is available on the XFANZ website.