Teravision, Iron Cross Release ‘Smokin’ Hot Asians’

VAN NUYS, Calif. — Teravision and Iron Cross have released “Smokin’ Hot Asians,” the latest collection of scenes taken from Evan Seinfeld aka Spyder Jonez’s site RockStarPimp.com.

“Everyone knows that Asian women are freaks,” Jonez said. “There is something about their exotic beauty that lures us in, but once they get going they are stone cold freaks in bed.”

“Smokin’ Hot Asians” stars Asa Akira, Kina Kai, Mia Smiles, Crissy Moon and Evelyn.

“Everyone knows that Spyder has a bad case of Asian Fever,” Teravision President Tera Patrick said. “He’s married to me after all. After all these years he knows a thing or two about hot Asian women and you can see the chemistry in this movie.”