Dial-A-Teen Volume 1

Our pseudo-protagonist, a fraternity guy named either Meat or Meep (I couldn't fully hear what they were saying), calls the number and orders a babe. Unfortunately, he's away getting some munchies when the red-hot redhead Vixen arrives, ready and raring to go. His roommate, obviously the smarter of the two, claims to be him and leads her straight to his bedroom.

She sucks his cock and removes her skirt off so they can lie in 69. He tears into that teen pussy, jack-hammering away as if powered by gasoline, alternating between her pussy and asshole. He finishes by jamming her ass and cumming in her face.

Meanwhile, Meat has returned from his snack run, none the wiser (I told you his roommate was the smarter of the two).

Another hottie shows up (Tobi Pacific, also a steamy red-head) and once again Meat's away (in his defense, however, he's answering the phone this time around), so yet another of his fraternity mates takes over.

Poor Meat! I began to wonder if his nickname was short for "Meat Head". But I digress.

Tobi gets her sweet tits squeezed while sucking on Roomie # 2's man meat, and he licks her pussy before she hops on top of him for some reverse cowgirl fuckin'. She gets pegged doggy and missionary before he cums on her pussy (not exactly the smartest move for a college kid, but hey -- they are in a frat.)

Meat finally complains to the company. They report to him that two girls have already shown up and assure him that they returned well-used. Meat decides to fuck it and orders a third escort, giving precise orders for her come to the back by the pool when she gets there.

And that's exactly where the new the dial-a-teen babe, Denice K, goes. Unfortunately for poor Meat, yet another frat brother is asleep on the lawnchair, so she sits on his face and commands him to eat her pussy. He complies, and then she sucks on his cock and ball combo. He fucks her and shoots his load all over her chest.

Where the hell was Meat? Why wasn't he waiting back there along with Roomie #3? And how the hell can he afford three escorts in one night?

In case you're wondering, Meat never gets any at all. And judging from his unusually low intelligence and inability to ever be in the right place at the right time, one can only assume that he later ended up dropping out of college, drifting from one shitty job to another until he settled upon "pizza delivery boy." Work hard for that $4.50 an hour plus tips, Meat! You've earned it!

Dial-A-Teen Volume 1 is a fun movie, nice and lighthearted and a perfect summertime vid.

Starring Vixen, Bianca Valentino, Toby Pacific, Taryn Thomas and Denice K.

Directed by Dominic Cantone.

Extras include behind the scenes, cumshots recap, trailers, gallery and web info.