Here’s an original comedy from director Will Ryder, best known for his parodies for various production companies. Aside from the tight plot and zany characters, “Bad Babes, Inc.” is definitely a solid Adam & Eve feature because of its five extremely animated boy-girl (including one boy-girl-girl) pork sequences.
The best erotic moments in “Bad Babes, Inc.”? Well — as the plot revolves around a wealthy perv, Ryan Ryder (and his ultra-thick — not dick — Scottish accent, fooled ya!), who has, amongst many corporations, a porn outfit called (you got it) Bad Babes, Inc., through which he regularly bangs sluts, while his wife, veteran performer (and back in the biz yet again at age 37) Katie Morgan, sits at home and cooks briskets and such, until she finds out he’s been cheating on her for years and pulls the carpet out from under him, vowing to turn his failing XXX company into a suck-cess — there’s plenty of room for licking and sticking here, starting off with a smokin’ slam session ‘tween Ryder and uber whore Adriana Chechik.
Other choice hide-the-salami encounters? Kat Dior, always a good cunty character in a gonzo/feature, does indeed take it up the shitter from Moe Johnson, though I wish the camera got in closer so we could see some good ol’ poo-poo penetration. Tiffany Watson, playing Katie’s randy daughter, spiritedly bangs Seth Gamble, with all of the positions being awesome, particularly cowgirl (Watson’s got a terrific pooper, fer sure).
One of the absolute funniest and horniest scenes, actually, has Morgan’s Cuban maid Luna Star seducing a gay guy, superbly played with the proper wackiness and over-the-top fruitiness by Alec Knight (looking like actor George Sanders with his goatee), with Star really working her juicy butt cheeks during cowgirl and doggie. Whew! That Luna is one choice piece o’ Hispanic ass! She chokes on dick gristle marvelously, too! And it’s hilarious when Knight fingers Star’s slit and very queen-ishly says, “Oooh! Kinda hot ’n’ th-teamy.” Knight was born for this role. He’s a good plain ol’ actor, as well as a reliable swordsman.
The other truly whackworthy scene (as the short girl-girl between Sunny Lane and Zelda Morrison is brief) is a threesome between Asian cutie Kimberly Chi, producing the best blowjob in the entire movie (as it’s deep, nasty and rude-sounding), Katie Morgan (whose body still looks X-cellent), and Chris Strokes, with Katie having a truly luscious pair of butt cakes (highlighted during cowgirl and doggie), while it’s wonderful to see that director Ryder didn’t just have Chi suck dick here (though she’s, again, one phenomenal suckette) but also has her offering a fine bit o’ doggie bangin’ for the camera.
I wasn’t at all bored with the, surprisingly, engaging “Bad Babes Inc.” plot (lots of story twists, back-stabbing and laughs), but it’s the quintet of fiery suck/fuck trysts — especially from Tiffany Watson, Luna Star and (mostly with her mouth but, thankfully, with just enough of her tasty cunt) Kimberly Chi — which make this Adam & Eve feature worth catching.