Wow! This gonzo is one crazy-ass title! Interestingly, the DVD cover for “Evil Cream Pies” plays its cards close, because this title has at least 50 percent hard-pounding anal sex, as(s) well as a goodly number of ATMs and even (yeah!) ATOGMs. Yes!
Getting off to a great start, we find Adriana Chechik gagging on Markus Tynai’s Russian trouser weasel, before he begins anal-doggying her, with a cascade of decadence soon erupting before us, including Jonni Darkko’s phantom cock appearing out of nowhere and helping Tynai butt-fuck the bitch into the next dimension; some good old-fashioned rosebudding care of Chechik; squirting; Natalia Starr, like Darkko, appearing out of nowhere and offering excellent deepthroating, ATOGMs and cunt-/ass-eating; Darkko and Tynai splooging inside Chechik’s cunt; Starr scooping out the still-steaming injections with a giant plastic black spoon, and both whores sloppin’ it up. Nasty!
My favorite scene, though, has voluptuous Italian tramp Valentina Nappi getting her asshole, mouth and cunt — in that order! — blasted out by returning Red, Markus Tynai, with positively volcanic results. This girl Valentina simply cannot be photographed in a bad position. She looks that good. Offering one of the movie’s gnarliest, sloppiest, deepest, loudest blowjobs, Nappi then does some amazing stuff with her bod, like allowing, for example, Tynai to put her in a pretzel position during reverse cowgirl so that she can closely, bizarrely witness his dick reaming her over and over again, while her topnotch, lush tits are swirling around like flesh-colored jello — her fine ass cheeks, too, during both cowgirl, which is shot from behind, and doggie. Nappi really knows how to work her luscious body, while Tynai is a shrewd enough performer to properly stay outta the way and allow Darkko to fully capture this superior piece of (well-oiled I should add!) Euro ass in action. By the way, after Tynai finally sperm-coats her hotter-than-hell honey hole, Nappi scoops it out and greedily cunt-sumes the gunk. Good fuckin’ whore!
The second half of the film focuses strictly on vaginal sex, but it’s no less fiery. Always a pleasure to watch, Keisha Grey gets it on with (yet again!) Tynai; highlights here being the missionary position, with Grey’s otherworldly all-natural tits hornily whirling around as she gets mightily drilled; as well as doggie (natch!), which really spotlights Keisha’s perfectly sculptured, wildly juicy butt cheeks. And for her own cream pie, Grey just lets Tynai’s nuclear juices gush outta her cunt. Filthy.
Lastly, older and bolder tattooed vamp Anna Bell Peaks takes on two fellas, Moe Johnson and Darwin Slimpoke (whadda name!), with plenty o’ deepthroating not just care of Peaks but the (curiously materializing) Eden Sin, who does some amazing cocksucking (all the way to the base o’ the friggin’ black boners!) and cunt-eating, with Sin — after the previously pounding cocks of Johnson and Slimpoke spray inside of Miss Peaks — ultimately sucking up the cum and sharing it with Anna Bell. Perverted bitches. Love ‘em!
Yep, yer gonna have to take a shower after you watch this one — it is, indeed, that fuckin’ dirty!