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By the time I get to Phoenix, I'll be in Prague

Gram Ponante
enis Marti, director of Riding the Curves 3, writes from Czechoslovakia that the title, which I had the great fortune of seeing in production, will be released next week. Marti also performed in the movie, which features jealousy-inducing scenes with Lauren Phoenix, Avy Lee Roth, and Gram Ponante restraining order recipient Flower Tucci. "Flower is great, it was a real pleasure to work with her (read: can't wait to get the chance to fuck her again....damned 2257!!!!!)," wrote Marti. It's not just female foreign talent that are adversely affected by the 2257 restrictions. While one would not call the zesty ladies in Riding the Curves 3 "thick", most, if not all, pack much back. Watching Lauren Phoenix at the shoot, I thought, "God exists, and he's sorry about the time Belladonna broke your heart, Gram." In my experience, Europeans are not as enamored of the "spinner" phenomenon as Americans are (or as my brother is); they prefer a little extra fleshiness. Jersey Jaxin is a spinner. Lauren Phoenix and Flower Tucci are not. In nautical terms, Jersey Jaxin is like a little speedboat. Flower Tucci and Lauren Phoenix are like delightful battleships you could land your heicopter on and yell, "Mission Accomplished" (except you'd be right).

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