Best of North Pole 2 features Gram Ponante.com Goodwill Ambassadrix Jewel D'Nyle, Monica Mayhem, Misty April, electric car and Max Hardcore-friendly Catalina, Nina, Sheila, Vanda, Trinity, Alexis Malone, Zoe Young, Bianca Jordan, Sweet Nicky, Charlene Aspen, Rumika Power, Jeanie Rivers, Barett Moore, Kelsey Heart, Kimberly Franklin, and Taylor St. Clair.
Rumika Power sounds like something you grudgingly switch to in a brownout.
I don't know who most of those people are, but I think they also played the Ankara stage of Live 8 this weekend. Is it possible you will never see those names again? Sources say Yes, unless you don't pay your electricity. Then you'll be all like, "where's that goddamn Rumika adapter?"
Now I am not one to call another person irrelevant, seeing as how my latest, Gram Ponante's The Chronicles of Buttock, was such a critical failure at Cannes. Still, it appears North is trying to flash a gang sign in a feeble attempt to appeal to the urban crowd which has long been my sole demographic.