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Bad Ass Frank Announces Compliance

Gram Ponante
GramPonante.com has learned that Bad Ass Frank of BadAssModels doesn't pee on his talent.

"With all the rhubarb about complying with standards, it is important that industry professionals step forward to say they're A-OK with everything," noted Ponante, quoting himself and typing at the same time.

"From 2257 adherence to scraping every last bit of hardened food off your plate, your immediate denial is the only way I won't assume you're already guilty," the tireless ethics watchdog declared.

Ponante had observed that BadAssModels' Hailey Young, pictured, and recent signatory Melaya had an element of mobile home oakiness about them, and mentioned as much to Bad Ass Frank, adding that Max Hardcore usually goes for the same type, albeit younger and Nazgul-thin.

"But," Bad Ass Frank replied, "I don't pee on my girls."

Other industry leaders quickly stepped forward to announce their own moritoriums on urination or outright cessation of the practice, labeled "rumming" in the industry.

"From now on, I only piss in the sink," Extreme Associates' Rob  Black did not say.

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