opinion

An Unauthorized Kumquat

For more than a few years now, I’ve informally measured the pulse of the industry by the various things that I’ve seen at adult industry tradeshows – and I don’t mean the latest in affiliate programs, tools or technologies – but by the shenanigans that have often typified these gatherings.

From furniture being tossed out of windows, to ‘overexposed’ talent, and even blatant, public sexual acts on the show floor (to which I myself must plead guilty), the industry has frequently presented a less-than-mature face when its operators are gathered together.

As the business has evolved, however, many of those responsible for the most outrageous antics have passed by the wayside; victims of the inability to compete and thus afford to attend these events – their presence replaced by an increasing number of ‘suits’ vying for their share of the multi-billion dollar porn pie.

In a way, it’s a bit sad watching our industry mature; its youthful exuberance superseded by the necessities of business and the masses of bean counters swelling its ranks.

It’s come to the point now where it’s my wife that tends to do the most outrageous things: a case in point being her skinny dipping at the XBIZ Summer Forum reception party two years ago, as she exclaimed “You’ve all gotten too boring and someone is going to get naked here, damn it!”

I love that girl.

But this year, at the recently concluded XBIZ Hollywood Conference, it became clear just how grown up we all have become, as once again, my lovely wife Dawn did the most outrageous thing I saw at the show: she picked a ripe kumquat off of one of the trees that circled the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel.

As we walked away, feeling naughty and admiring our prize, one of the hotel’s security guards gave us a scowling “don’t pick the fruit” glance.

I straightened my suit, took my naughty wife by the arm, and we strolled away; glad that some kind of monkey business still makes its way into these events to brighten things up…

Copyright © 2026 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More Articles

opinion

How to Repurpose Every Clip for Greater Reach and Revenue

Adult content creators are often looking for ways to get more value from the time, effort, and editing that go into their content. What many don't realize is that by creating only one piece of content at a time and not repurposing it into previews and social media marketing materials, they're doing themselves a disservice.

Aerie Saunders ·
profile

Staci Cruse Builds on Pleasure Industry Experience to Guide Blush Sales

After 15 years in the pleasure industry, Staci Cruse has become skilled at distinguishing brands that merely talk about partnership from those that truly embed it into their operations.

Women In Adult ·
opinion

Creator Tips for Keeping Fans Engaged Between Explicit Releases

Many adult creators fall into the trap of believing that the only content worth posting is explicit. While that may be what first captures a fan's attention, it's not the only thing that keeps them engaged. Fans come back for many reasons, and maintaining that connection doesn't always require nudity.

Megan Stokes ·
opinion

How Industry Professionals Can Normalize Sexual Wellness Through Everyday Dialogue

Every day, store owners, managers and sales associates help customers navigate products, answer questions, solve problems and find solutions that support intimacy, pleasure, confidence and overall sexual wellness.

Rin Musick ·
profile

Crimson Kitten Talks Cosplay, Chaos and Creating Community

At first, Crimson Kitten is quiet and reserved, offering thoughtful answers as she slowly reveals pieces of herself. Spend enough time exploring, however, and an entirely different world begins to emerge.

Jackie Backman ·
opinion

How Retail Merchandising Can Make BDSM More Accessible

For years, fetish and BDSM products have occupied a complicated space in adult retail. They are often highly recognizable, visually compelling and culturally fascinating, yet easy for retailers and brands to underestimate.

Hail Groo ·
profile

Jerkmate's Lili L. on Dropping Beats to Fuel Creator Success

Long before joining the Jerkmate team as a marketing strategist, Lili L. was the kind of person who always felt like she needed a new challenge.

Women In Adult ·
opinion

How Educator Partnerships Help Retailers Serve Diverse Customer Needs

Walk into almost any adult store today, and you can feel the industry in the middle of an upgrade. On one side, you still see the familiar wall of vibrators, strokers, bondage gear and lingerie. On the other, quietly expanding, is a growing sexual wellness category.

Susan Bratton ·
opinion

What Mastercard's Specialty Fee Overhaul Means for Merchants

For business owners in the adult and specialty spaces, the rules have always been written in someone else’s office. The latest Mastercard changes are no exception, though there are practical ways merchants can begin preparing now.

Jonathan Corona ·
opinion

Why AI Success in Adult Retail Starts With Understanding Daily Operations

We manage payroll across more than a dozen entities that operate on different schedules. Every pay period, someone had to log in to one portal, download reports, rename files, upload them to another system, and make sure everything matched correctly in QuickBooks.

Zondre Watson ·
Show More