That is why I alone can tell you that marital aid manufacturer Doc Johnson has forged an alliance with ancient astronauts.
"Please write about Doc Johnson's deal with aliens," Jesse Jane did not say while calling from the Cabo San Lucas set of Pirates. "God knows no one else has the balls to expose this and get to the very bottom of it, true or false."
I can tell you that the same Beings responsible for crop circles, the community of Sylmar, and the pyramids have now brought you the Organix line, an H.R. Giger-esque series of monstrosities designed to subjugate and enslave your partner in a supportive, consensual, and sex-positive environment.
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