opinion

We Are Not Alone

Gram Ponante
One of the great things about having a blog is my lack of obligation to loyal readers like you, any corporation, or God. It kicks ass.

That is why I alone can tell you that marital aid manufacturer Doc Johnson has forged an alliance with ancient astronauts.

"Please write about Doc Johnson's deal with aliens," Jesse Jane did not say while calling from the Cabo San Lucas set of Pirates. "God knows no one else has the balls to expose this and get to the very bottom of it, true or false."

I can tell you that the same Beings responsible for crop circles, the community of Sylmar, and the pyramids have now brought you the Organix line, an H.R. Giger-esque series of monstrosities designed to subjugate and enslave your partner in a supportive, consensual, and sex-positive environment.

Thinking of erecting a

More Articles

profile

WIA Profile: Bree Mills

Women In Adult ·
trends

Adult Film Producers Discuss Enduring Appeal of DVDs

Alex Henderson ·
trends

Adult Stars Share Tips, Secrets for Career Success

Melissa Santana ·
profile

On the Set: Kay Brandt Blazes Trails in 'Naked'

Shawn Alff ·
profile

2017 XBIZ Trans Performer of the Year Reigns Supreme

Shawn Alff ·
opinion

Dr. Marty Klein Confronts America’s 'Porn Panic' in Latest Book

Ericka Rachelle Mendoza ·
Show More