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"Watch Me Pee" doesn't sound any better in Spanish, but let's get married anyway

Gram Ponante
Dimond Jewelz is a Latina porn actress who, according to her handlers, or putadors, has "made several films primarily for the Internet and private viewing." Included in her titles are Dimond in the Rough and Watch Me Pee.

It's been a big month for Jewelz, who describes herself as "a mello down to earth kind of person" as she appeared in two mainstream Spanish TV programs, Telemundo's game show "12 Corazones" and its Jerry Spinger knockoff "Jose Luis Sin Censura".

(I am not a Spanish speaker, but I assume Jose Luis is Spanish for Jerry Springer.)

"12 Corazones" pits six couples against each other for the chance at a dream wedding. Does her fiancee know that Dimond is a porn star? I would hate to think that the show is rigged.

And it was a great month for the Latin world, too, apparently:

"Producers on both shows admit an adult actress appearing on two Hispanic shows of this status and popularity in the same week is an unprecedented event in worldwide Latino media."

I like that the producers had to admit it, as if their natural humility made them reluctant to utter such momentous things.

Previously: Renae Cruz hedges her bets; Loca Latina Sluts, v. 2; Gusano Negro

See also: Dimond Jewelz

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