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The Black Toilet of Lust

Gram Ponante
When I write my book implicating you all, this is what I'll call it.

I was at the property of performer/entrepreneur Lori Lust the other day, the house having been rented for a shoot. It was an elegant but not ostentatious house in Northridge, near the faultline of the 1994 earthquake and across the street from a church.

There were Beanie Babies in their original packaging in glass display cases as well as coffee table books in the bathroom. There was Wi-Fi Internet and a two-story living room.

There was also a black toilet.

The porn scene was going on behind me but I didn't care.

"I have never seen a black toilet," I said to myself. "Neither a white toilet painted black, nor a toilet so dirty that it had become black. This is a toilet that has always been black."

I wondered if this were an omen of some kind. If so, did it bode well or ill that the seat was up?

"There's no toilet paper," I added.

Previously: Lori Lust Agency explodes, survivor writes press release; Lori Lust: Girl wrangler

See also: Lori Lust Agency

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