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Even professionals benefit from dildo etiquette

Gram Ponante
Kylie Ireland demonstrates the preferred underhand method of holding a dildo on the set of her Submitted for Your Approval. In the background is Eli Cross.

Accepting instruction are Lorelei Lee and Princess Donna. Tremendous things happened to them that day.

"Eventually I was fisted with 75 needles stuck in my breasts and thighs," said Lee. "Then I wrote Donna's name on my belly in blood. Then I got down off the table and jumped on Donna and dp-ed her with my hands."

A manual DP, such as the one Lee described, is how I think of making turkey meatloaf. You really have to get your hands in there. This is odd because Lee is a strict vegetarian.

"We did some other things too," she added. "A good time was had by all."

Yes, because you were genteel.

Previously: Something is about to happen to Lorelei Lee; Ireland overwhelms Interweb

See also: Kylie Ireland, Lorelei Lee, My Day at the Porn Palace (Salon.com)

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