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"Hey! Hey Lady! Over here!"

Gram Ponante
JazminMedia, the UK-based producer of Kinky Cock-Tales, has made a deal with Ninnworx for distribution of all of the company's content by whatever means necessary.

"Dead Sea scroll?" I asked.

"Right-o," they said.

"Subcutaneous chip?" I asked.

"Brilliant," they said.

"Mad cow?" I asked.

"Smashing," they said.

"400 years after the founding of the Jamestown Colony," I marvelled, "and this is how the language has evolved."

"Cor Blimey," they said.

The deal also includes DVD and VOD, for whatever that's worth.

Each Jazmin title is filmed based on an original score. I'm assuming the soundtrack to this scene involved a certain amount of rests.

As an anthropologist I am always fascinated with how other cultures "do it". It is apparent that the object of these two blokes' affection is dropping the ball, so to speak; she's missed her mouth with the one to the left and she is pointedly ignoring the bald fellow despite the fact that he keeps poking her in the cheek.

Previously: Cuntrol party, cunts in general; Hannah Harper: Passion is to magma as squirting is to lava

See also: Jazmin Media, Ninnworx

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