Exxxotica 2007

Lady Venus
Last June, we attended our very first Miami Exxxotica event and we knew then that we'd be back for more. This year's Exxxotica has already come and gone and we had a blast. This event was held the last weekend in March, a few months earlier than last year's June show, but that did not seem to affect the number of fans in attendance. If anything, it seemed as if more attended this year's festivities than last year's. Again this year, was one of the primary sponsors of this exciting event showcasing the adult industry and its supporters.

Porn stars were all around the venue and nearly every booth had at least one beauty signing photos and posing with their ravenous fans. Many booths had several hot ladies gracing them. Right next to the booth were three gorgeous stars: Gina Lynn, Nikki Benz, and Alexis Amore. These ladies were swamped nearly the entire time by their adoring fans, both male and female, and they graciously smiled and posed for hours on end. And since I mentioned it, there were many females in attendance this year. It is exciting to see so many women who are so comfortable with sexuality! Another girl comfortable with her sexuality is hot Latina Megan Jones, who was more than happy to show us her brand-new titties. You can see Megan in two Sybian rides before she had her boobs done, if you have a preference for smaller, natural tits. Either way, though, this is one smoking hot chica!

On the other side of the booth was the BABE booth. This group attends events geared toward the adult entertainment industry to promote breast cancer awareness. Our friend Marcia was there, all smiles, to hand out foamy boobs signed by various porn stars for a $5 donation to the charity. Some of the ladies who signed the boobs were Moxxie Maddron, Ron Jeremy, and Taylor Wane. There is a MySpace page that you can check out to learn more about breast cancer and how you can offer your financial support to this non-profit organization.

Now, I already mentioned Ron Jeremy, but let me tell you a little more about this guy's antics at Exxxotica 2007. One of Ron's claims to fame is that he unceremoniously gropes just about every female fan that approaches him for a photo or an autograph. I can attest to that fact because I have witnessed others being groped as well as having the dubious honor of being groped myself at another event. When I say that he groped the fans of the fairer sex, I would like to be a smidge more specific. He weasels his chubby little hand into their bras and grabs a handful of tit. RJ also seems to have an affinity for shoving his fingers into the nether regions of some of the ladies while photos are being snapped for posterity. You don't believe me? Look at the photo gallery and you can check out Ron in his glory, groping the lady fans as well as some of the hottest stars in the industry today. He snuck up behind the three stars at the Gina Lynn Productions booth and made his presence quickly known by brushing their long hair aside and gnawing (or was it feasting?) on their delicate and seemingly tasty necks. I personally heard several of the ladies exclaim that he was giving them goose bumps. Was this necessarily a compliment? I can't be certain, but I can tell you that each girl was smiling, squealing, and laughing as he worked his Ron Jeremy charm.

So who else was there? Tommy Gunn hung out at a few booths and also lent a hand in judging the Miss Exxxotica 2007 contest. At the Wicked booth we saw Randy Spears, Carmen Hart, Kaylani Lei, and Jessica Drake. Jessica commented that she loved my shoes. (Guys, this is how girls bond with one another!) Randy is quite handsome. I made a mental note to check him out again at our next event... but I digress. A staple at adult industry gatherings is the Club Jenna booth and the super sexy stars of Club Jenna. Sassy blonde Brea Bennett signed autographs with a smile. Jenna Jameson herself showed up with a modern hairstyle. The asymmetrical cut is short in the back and long in the front to frame her pretty face. While I was feverishly snapping photos during her signing, I overheard some buzz in the crowd. Some fans commented that she has lost "a lot" of weight. There were even a few who seemed concerned for her well-being since she appeared to be rather bony. The girl is gorgeous, but she could use a sandwich! Also signing at the Club Jenna booth was Joanna Angel, who looked like a punk rock goddess with all her tattoos. One of her tattoos (a lady skull on her upper right arm) was done by Chris Nuñez from Miami Ink. Oh, yes, the Miami Ink folks had a booth there as well. Much to the disappointment of the visitors (and this writer), it seems that the booth held only a pen and a clipboard on a table so that people could sign up for an open casting call in order to be tattooed on the show. Damn. I had hoped to be able to watch these artists work their magic in person.

Other big names who were present to meet and greet the throngs of their adoring fans were Tera Patrick and Daisy Marie at the Club Tera booth. Carmen Luvana, Amber Rain, Jenna Haze, Sunny Lane, Lexi Bardot, Ava Rose, and Hillary Scott each spent some one-on-one time with their fans. Sunny was recently profiled on the ABC show Primetime, and I was anxious to meet her and speak with her about the interview. The Primetime story cast Sunny and her parents in a not-too-flattering light; however, Sunny was both well-spoken and charming. Her mother was there as well, and she is not the freak that the Primetime folks made her out to be. She's just a mom who loves her daughter.

Hillary Scott spent some time with us at the booth on Saturday afternoon signing autographs and posing for photos... Um, oh yeah, she also sucked the ever-loving daylights out of a rainbow-striped lollipop shaped like a cock and she put her whole hand in her mouth. Yes, there are fantastic photos of it in our gallery and we also have some amazing video. Keep your eyes open for the video on

There were educational seminars and stage shows like last year, although some of the Saturday shows never actually went on as scheduled. Of course there were booths selling products like vibrators, dildos, clothing, and the like, but I prefer to focus on the talented performers who do whatever it takes to keep their fans satisfied. From the looks of things, I think that they are all doing a great job!

You can see our Exxxotica photo gallery here.