Extrapolate that to the greater porn world and you have an even bigger problem: doesn't it all boil down to jerking off? How is it possible to make any of that sound classy? I guess one could build enough structural buffers around it and one could conveniently forget that this business is all about naked ladies/fellows and what might be done with them.
Here is Ice-T's wife, Nicole Austin, also known as Coco. Jesus Christ.
Luckily I can avoid being awkwardly vocal about my personal preferences thanks to the filthy-minded Mason, who said, "I could balance a 40 on Coco's ass."
Here are several other items that would perch nicely thereon:
Edoras, Golden Hall of the Rohirrim
The 2007 Honda CRV
The Adam Film World building
The Chrysler building
The North American Plate
The white cliffs of Dover
Belle & Sebastian
Seals & Crofts
Peaches & Herb
Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass
A carrier platform of Harrier Jump Jets
The Pharos Lighthouse
I haven't felt this way since I first encountered Not Tiger Woods' Wife.
See also: Coco's World