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Beware of Greeks bearing jizz

Gram Ponante
Barbed Wire Kiss, the movie that launched my stellar directing career (I put my unmistakeable filmic signature on a scene between Adrianna Nicole and Tee Real in an otherwise-Benny Profane-directed movie) will be shown at the Athens (Greece) film festival.

I don't like the word jizz, but it was the only word that could convey my complex feelings.

Benny Profane observed the following conversation in a baklavateria:

Convenience store owner: We Greeks invented democracy!

Redneck: Yeah, you also invented homos!

Barbed Wire Kiss will also be screened with Swedeporn All About Anna, Winkytiki's ReBelle Rousers, and Margie Schnibbe's/Vena Virago's Pornstar Pets.

Previously: Possibly the greatest movie of all time; Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole just because; Barbed Wire Confidential; Fiat Lux Kassidy

See also: Benny Profane, Athens Porn Festival Buy it

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