opinion

I, Vuur

Gram Ponante
I cannot get the name Heather Vuur out of my head.

Ninnworx' contract performer and the star of Sacred Sin, Vuur was once known in less Ninnier days as Heather Vandeven. Under that name she was a Penthouse Pet and pal of the former Natalia Cruze.

As Vandeven is a Dutch name, it was perhaps fitting that when Heather got a little pornier she would choose as her surname the Dutch word for fire, and hang around with people named Van Halen.

But it just. doesn't. sound right and my brain is about to melt with this awkward juxtaposition of English and Dutch (which is what New York and Pennsylvania were for a couple of centuries, but still).

Would you say:

  • Goodness gracious, great balls of Vuur?
  • The North Hollywood Vuur Department?
  • My mouth is on Vuur? (well, maybe)
Would you say:

  • WWVD? (Thanks Lorraine)
  • There's some trouble up at the old Vuur place?
  • Stay away from those Vuurs, they's trouble?
Vuur/Vandeven (her real name is Abigail Van Buren) is a delightful person and we here at Gram Ponante Towers, kiln, slagworks, salt flats, and shady Mexican pharmacy wish her the best, especially since her name isn't Honey Dip.

For the review of Sacred Sin, click here.

Previously: Porn I'd like to see

See also: NinnWorx

Purchase Sacred Sin.

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