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"She never sleeps"

Gram Ponante
In its continued struggle to make sense of half-heard airplane conversations, things scrawled on restroom walls, and issues on the November 7 ballot, the team at XXXUrbanLegends (along with Karen Kim) recently shot the Hoover, in which one's partner imitates a vacuum cleaner during wholesome, consensual sex.

Exactly how your partner gets to the vacuum cleaner position will be explained in the forthcoming video.

I call this the Samara (or, in Japanese, the Sadako) due to the implied presence of a vengeful ghost.

Whatever you call it, those Froot Loops stay gone.

Previously: The possible Blumpkin; Billy Glide night at PSK

See also: XXXUrbanLegends

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