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How's It goin'?

Gram Ponante
Thanks for asking, my friends, but it appears to be goin' down.

I don't know what It is, and I don't know how long It has been traveling south. If It has a specific destination in mind or if It is planning to meet someone when It finally arrives at Down, I'm not sure.

Like you, I suffer from a serious lack of information about It.

If this It is anything like Stephen King's "It", we're all going to forget about It pretty soon after we have sex with Beverly.

Let's hope the title of this movie isn't a response to the question "How's your erection?" or "Do you think my left breast is saggy?"

Whatever It is, It is in stores now, right next to the film version of the Bhagavad-Gita, which appears to have used the same airbrush artist.

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