opinion

Fans of large-busted women to gather

Gram Ponante
Exotic Dancer magazine's Fan Fair will be held at Sapphire in Las Vegas tonight.

Sapphire is a huge club, but is it big enough to feed and water strip club enthusiasts from around the world? I guess it will be like a standing lap dance just making one's way through.

As a tallish person, I am wary of crowded places, because I worry that I will step on someone.

That is why I am scared of Devyn Devine, who will be there representing Gent magazine. Devyn is about 4'11". She did not say if she chose her porn name so the initials would match her cup size.

The only thing that is good about being a very tall person in a crowded place with very short strippers is something the Spanish call fellatio clandestino.

To see who else will be at the Fan Fair, click here.

In other news, Gent magazine is in no way related to actual gents.

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