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Britney Rears not pregnant

Gram Ponante
Though we have been trying for some time, Britney Rears and I are not pregnant.

Word came in the form of this cover art for Britney Rears 3: I'm Not Carrying Gram's Child.

I'd seen the preliminary sketches and noticed her areolas were bigger. "Could it really be happening for us?" I wondered. But it wasn't to be.

Oh, I went through all the emotions, and I'll even admit there was some relief that someone who seems markedly different from one movie to the next was not carrying my offspring, but I was prepared to deal with anything, even the awkwardness of having both Jeff Mullen and Will Rider as Godfathers.

Today's release of Britney Rears 3 marks Hustler's final dual DVD/VHS offering; after this, it was announced that Hustler will no longer print movies on tape.

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