For years, male performers have been concerned with whether penetrating a woman at the same time another man is at work on another hole on the same woman makes them gay (it does).
With Dicks & Dildos, greedy producers can have their double-penetration while using currently-fashionable straight talent and a couple of batteries.
"It's a super-slut fuck toy frenzy and we know you're going to love it!" Wylde said, then modifed his enthusiasm.
"I'm sure you'll enjoy it a lot," he corrected.