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Dreaming of Blondes

Gram Ponante
The tranquil David Aaron Clark tries to look on the bright side of recent research concluding that the gene responsible for blond hair might evolve out of existence within two centuries.

"Just imagine, 200 years from now: Blonde snuff porn. It’ll be the shit. Unless, of course, snuff porn is passe' by then. Which, considering the prevalent course of commercial pornography these days, is hardly impossible …"

No less a personage than Rebecca Gray has often labeled Clark "The Smartest Man in Porn" which is both a compliment and a recognition of his status as accursed.

He goes on:

"Fascinating to watch the current phenomenon of diffident hate-mongers basking in their 'cool-guy' personas by setting up bully pulpits on the internet where clearly unhappy yet often exceedingly bright misfits can find some desperately-needed validation & sense of community by participating in message boards designed to encourage the kind of narcissistic, self-aggrandizing misogyny that historically has made unhappy males feel better about themselves – & Gee, what a surprise, perhaps sell several hundred more copies of Throat Gaggers in the process."

Luckily Clark returns to the demure and self-effacing style common to fans of Asian pornography and writes; "Those seeking to prove that I am somehow 'no better than us' & therefore not qualified to embark on this rant are welcome to pick up Dreaming of Snow & make themselves feel better watching a moment or two that they can pick apart where I succumbed to the hormone-rush & opportunism of the moment, & participated in, if not the murder of a soul or two, at least the drubbing thereof. & it was HAUGHT. Proof that none of our hands is clean."

This is the second porn musing in as many days that I've had to transcribe.

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