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The face of Lex is missing

Gram Ponante
I think I might be going to Hell.

When I was growing up in the Holy Roman Empire, the nuns would often show us kids optical illusions with either Jesus the Guy or Jesus the Product-Moving Name hidden within. The students who couldn't spot the Messiah were looked at askance and ominously.

I was surprised, then, to not see Lexington Steele's be-mirrorshaded face staring off of the boxcover of Fresh Out the Box 3, the latest release from Mercenary's newbie line, directed by Tina Tyler. Usually Lex can be seen in most Mercenary titles, gazing Sphinx-like at the consumer or at the boxcover model. Not this time.

To keep the nation from despairing, I have restored the face of Lex to this title, which also features Nikki Hilton, Tanya, Janet Nasty, Gianna, Bambi Brown, and Devon Lee.

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