Gluily attached to each copy of Exotic Dancer's 2006/2007 Adult Nightclub Guide is a VIP card good for admission discounts or other goodies at about 750 clubs nationwide.
Whether the manager's loser brother in-law who staffs the door will honor the cards is a different story, but in theory this is a great idea.
The Nightclub Guide lists what's on the menu at (advertising) clubs so one doesn't show up at The Musty Cloaca on Rte. 60 to find they don't give lapdances before noon.
Clubs that honor the card are listed here.