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Eva Angelina and Boston

Gram Ponante
As you know, I have huge hands. You might even say I am handsome. (You would be right, but only on a technicality.) Eva Angelina has large breasts, as she will freely admit, and she is not coy about showing them to just about everyone but her Navy recruiter.

Anyway, Angelina is the covergirl of the new Hustler movie More than A Handful. Large as they are, her breasts are less than a handful for me. But who wants something that you can't fit entirely in your hand anyway? Would you like a sandwich you couldn't fit in your hand? A duck? Car keys?

I propose Hustler change the name of this misleading and inappropriate title to More than a Feeling and have Boston do the soundtrack. That would be awesome.

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