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Salad And Lutherans

Gram Ponante
Salad-Eating Sluts features various European pornfraus having sex with aloof and disaffected continental men. If vegan advocate Linda McCartney were alive, what might she think? Do you think she'd incorporate it into her backing vocals?

Salad-Eating Sluts stars Simony (which means the buying or selling of ecclesiastical pardons, offices, or emoluments), Linda Shane, Mya Diamond, Veronica Casso, Vanessa Hall, and Veronica Jane.

"The girls make a salad before every scene," a Salad spokesmodel said. "I'm not kidding."

Simony was one of the main causes for the Protestant Reformation, so it will be great to see her taking it in the ass.

It's hard to guess what Linda McCartney would feel about Salad-Eating Sluts, as very few knew her. Does anyone really know anybody? I hope Salad-Eating Sluts addresses this divide we all feel.

Colossal Entertainment, long the leader in existential pornography (who can forget Fuckeroos?) released Salad this week.

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