Seymour Butts' How to Eat Pussy Like a Champ!

If Sunny Lane and Nina Hartley — two of my favorite ladies in adult — hadn’t greeted me in the first scene, I don’t know how long I would have kept the DVD spinning. First impressions are everything, and the washed-out lighting and barely-audible sound (it appears the sound equipment consisted of an on-camera microphone) didn’t do it for me.

But once I turned the volume up to 106, I heard all kinds of interesting tidbits from Hartley, who cheerfully slapped on her trademark black gloves and got right to work. She made Lane’s eyes roll and legs quiver in barely a minute.

And Jack Lawrence’s anatomy lesson revealed facts that even I didn’t know! His scene wasn’t as hot as Nina’s, but it certainly taught Mr. Davenporte a thing or three, which he happily practiced later that night.

I could have lived without Ron Jeremy’s and Seymore Butts’ input, but by the time those scenes started, I wasn’t even paying attention. I had a Hartley & Lawrence School of Cunnilingus graduate heading down south, and I certainly wasn’t going to interrupt him.

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Nina Hartley, Sunny Lane, Ron Jeremy, Jack Lawrence, Mari Possa and Veronica Rain.