So what did I get out of this flick that I should have gotten out of the college experience? A lot of reinforcement that college guys are really annoying, and that I didn't miss much at all.
This movie was captured by a kid who's quite possibly the culmination of every college fratboy cliche from every cliched fratboy movie you've ever seen … and I mean ever: He's loud, he's obnoxious and no one seems to be as excited and worked up over the wild school babes' antics as he is.
After about 4 minutes of hearing him screaming "yeeaaaaaah!" at the top of his lungs and begging girls to flash him their tits and calling them sluts, I was ready to either punch him in the jaw or mute the television.
Eventually, we actually get to some sex, and the horny babes happily suck and fuck one another as well as any guy who whips out his pecker.
But since the action's being captured by camcorder, I came away from the film with a headache the likes of which I hadn't experienced since viewing the woefully overrated The Blair Witch Project. Fratboy flails the camera about like a spastic monkey, capturing nearly each and every person in the crowd … everything, in fact, but the action. Grrrrrr!
The jackass hardly ever focuses on the sex (which you'd think he'd figure out is the reason we're watching in the first place) and when does he focuses on flailing limbs and blurred close-ups of … I don't know what the hell half of it was!
If you want either to relive your wild college days or live vicariously through these guys, then be my guest. It's a free country, after all, and if you enjoy that sort of thing, more power to you. Me, I'm going to take a piss on this flick and find me some Tylenol.
Starring a bunch of drunken college chicks.
Directed by some drunk college guy.
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