Highlights include: a wild four-some at Chalmun's Cantina in the pirate city of Mos Eisley that features Twi’lek Oola (court dance for Jabba the Hut in “Return of the Jedi”) and Tatooine thief Swilla Corey; Princess Leia welcoming Han Solo and Luke Skywalker into her sarlacc pit; and an interspecies anal three-way with Chewbacca and two female stormtroopers. Darth Vader getting blown is also a hoot thanks to all that heavy breathing.

On the acting front: Allie Haze nails Leia’s strength — and bratty impetuousness; Seth Gamble, a dead-ringer for Mark Hamill’s shaggy-haired Skywalker, does a fantastic job of adapting the future Jedi’s aw-shucks farm boy persona; Rocco Reed comes close to capturing Solo’s swagger; and Tom Byron shines as Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi.