Monday Is Pimp Day
Ah, screw it. I've always thought "rectify" was too titillating a word for its own good, anyway. For example, would I like to rectify Kami Andrews in the shadow of my Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers catalogue? Yes I would.
That's not true; we're just dear friends. In the wake of recent events in the Gram Ponante legal department, I will endeavor to qualify everything I say with a disclaimer.
For example: Flower Tucci can make things burst into flames with her eyes. (Disclaimer: she probably can't). See how much more fun that makes my site?
But I'm not here to talk about me. This is not a blog. I am here to talk about Jose Pusher. This young man has apparently acquired Lulu from To Sir with Love to shill his latest Pimping Adventure from Black Widow Media. She also appears to be standing beside a genetically-modified Academy Award®.
Does this mean that Jose Pusher has bigger plans for this Pimping Adventure?
"I'm very happy with the girls I have featured in this volume," Pusher said. "Jackie Diaz makes an appearance too, and though this isn't her first time on video, I did shoot her first scene in Pimping Adventures 1, and since then she's been in a lot of videos and Web sites."
What the hell does that mean? Hollywood has its eye on you, cryptic Jose Pusher!