Roo the Day
According to the Kinsey Scale, you (You) are at least a little bit gay, so it should be no surprise that gay adult entertainment is employing the same naming conventions used in the straight world.
Or so I thought until I realized that BuckleRoos was released last year and the e-mail I got was to advertise a three-disc collector's edition. That means that straight porn has taken its cues from gay porn and has become, like you (You), gay.
BuckleRoos is a simple western tale about a couple of dudes who don't realize that true love is right under their noses. Here is a line from a review:
"Dean runs the show, feeding Josh his uncut cock and then offering up his ass for Josh to savor."
Fuckeroos is also western-themed, and the girls do their best with accents. Here is a line from the press release:
"Tiffany Holiday took it up her ass like a champ, and her scene's almost entirely anal."
See? It's all about the ass.
I don't have to spell it out that the entirety of Southern California will soon become gay faster than it has become Hispanic. Do you know why? Because the three-DVD set of BuckleRoos features an authentic magical belt buckle like the one Zak Spears, ZZ-Top-like, presented lovelorn Dean to give him luck in the bar scene. What do you get with Fuckeroos? An erection.