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Brother Love's Taxation Show

Brother Love's Taxation Show

April 14, 2005
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New Sensations is launching a new POV series. POV stands for "Point of View", as you know, and in the porn world that means that people watching porn will often have a tool's eye view of the action. For today's story, the tool in question is that of a man named Brother Love.

For many people outside of the porn industry, tax day is a time of fretfulness and woe. Not for highly-paid male performers. That is why Brother Love tried to rekindle the exquisite torment of April 15 by asking co-star Rita Faltoyano to punch him in the balls.

“You want me to punch your nuts?” she asked.

"Punch dese nuts," he commanded. So she did.

Do I know this for sure? No. Am I rewriting a press release? Yes. Did I see the movie? No. Have I ever wanted to be punched in the sac? Hell no. Does cover model look Sunny Lane look "corn-fed"? Oh my G-d yes. Is she here drinking the mini-bottle of Sutter Home Britney Rears gave me? Mm-hmm.

Brother Love, whose monastic order substitutes adverbs for punctuation, said, "I really wanted to make something really special and I’m totally happy with the results of this debut edition of my new series for New Sensations."


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