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Misty Mountain Karch/Battle of Evermore

Misty Mountain Karch/Battle of Evermore

April 28, 2007
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Recently I spent a few days in the Internet-free hills above Toranaga Canyon with director Roy Karch and the tempting (get it?) Emily Evermore. Karch is shooting Insertz, an adaptation of the alcohol-soaked 1974 Hollywood feature of (almost) the same name starring Richard Dreyfuss.

Evermore was perfectly cast as a 30's party girl. Everybody looks like Daisy Buchanan to me these days.

Also on hand were Nicole Sheridan as Miss Cake and Voodoo as the tortured pornographic genius. I don't believe those three words have ever been put together in a sentence. (As of 9:03 a.m. PST I was right.)

Karch wrote the script as well as directed. At one point Miss Cake, upon being unraveled by Voodoo, asked:

"Where's your camera?"

"In my head," he replied. "And in my pants."

Oh no you Voo-don't!*

Previously: Gaping days are here again; Nightshift Nurses - Sweat Lodge

See also: Roy Karch

*It was important to me that I find a way to say that.


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