Colossal Entertainment has released Ripe for the Pipe 2, a celebration of European porn talent who are not yet world-weary and not yet willing to trade their honor for "a packet of fags".
That the cast pronounces the title "Reep for the Peep" only adds to its charm.
"Our customers told us they not only wanted us to revisit the Ripe for the Pipe title," said Colossal sales vice president Michael Glaser, "but (also) to cast it with the best Euro girls we could find."
I can imagine a typical call to Colossal's North Hollywood compound.
Receptionist: Corporate Office Customer: GET ME GLASER! Glaser: Hello? At Colossal, we're always looking for performers who know how to give us, and our fans, a good scene. Customer: NOT ONLY DO I WANT YOU TO REVISIT THE RIPE FOR THE PIPE TITLE BUT I (ALSO) WANT YOU TO CAST IT WITH THE BEST EURO GIRLS YOU CAN FIND! STAT!Ripe for the Pipe 2 stars Candy, Renata, Chyanne, Nita Tiger, and Sandy Silver.