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Phat Buttz Mission Accomplished

September 1, 2005
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Will virtual reality boost the paysite market?
Yes, it will soon
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Yes, but in a few years
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No
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Studio: Ebony/Celestial Productions/Lethal Hardcore

Director: Dust

Cast: Kandi Kream, Chyanne, Beauty, Jersey Montana

When my injunction clears with that other awards show sponsored by the Recording Industry of America, I will offer Phat Buttz Drain My Nutz the honor for Title of the Year. It's just honest. In fact, I think I'm going to change my cash machine code to PBDMN1.

Starting with Chyanne, each starlet featured in this wall-to-wall release does that thing where, from a stationery position, she jiggles her ass cheeks independently of each other. This I find mesmerizing.

This movie delivered on its promise in four workmanlike scenes with nothing fancy except some exceedingly phat buttz. There is no soundtrack but bodies slappin'. No personal trainers were hired and it didn't look like there were any long conversations between the cast and director Dust about motivation.


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