“In Brandon Iron’s ‘Perverted Planet’ everyone’s favorite sex addict and all-around miscreant Iron travels the world along with his cohort of creepy buddies to drill out the mouths, cunts and assholes of the world’s hottest whores,” a JM rep said.
“What better way to celebrate Earth Day than to travel all across this beautiful planet to pry open some assholes and see what’s inside,” Iron said. “Trust me, it’s not green in there.”
The Powersville Inc. feature “Jim Powers’ MILF” should serve as a cautionary tale to everyone with regards to just how filthy and debauched America’s suburbs have become.
“The proliferation of MILF porn has led to teenage boys everywhere jacking off to the their friends’ mothers,” Powers said. “My movie tells the story of one such boy, his best friend and his neighborhood full of hot whore moms. There’s also a lot of brutal assfucking.”
Iron believes that the efforts of pornographers like Powers and himself, while absolutely filthy and surely contributory to the decay of society are, in fact, good for the environment.
“I traveled to places like Prague, Barcelona and the Grand Turks Islands and fucked all these whores myself and with scumbags like Michael Stefano so that fans don’t have to waste jet fuel to do it themselves,” he said. “And sure, Rebeca Linares might not exactly have been thankful for my efforts after I crowbarred her asshole open with my cock, but I’m sure Mother Nature was.”
Both Iron’s “Perverted Planet” and “Jim Powers’ MILF” are currently available.
“Perverted Planet” stars Suzie Diamond, Hillary Scott, Rebeca Linares, Jada Fire, Pamela, Juicy Pearl and Kelly Summer.
“Jim Powers’ MILF” stars Darryl Hanah, Payton Leigh, Kendra Secrets, Kelly Leigh and Brooke Scott.
Distributors can order now by contacting JM Productions at (800) 550-3659.
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