Infamous ‘Crack Whore Confessions’ Makes DVD Debut

Steve Javors
GLENDALE, Calif. — Dirty D’s depraved showcase of real-life crack whores comes to DVD for the first time with the release of “Crack Whore Confessions,” distributed by Kick Ass Pictures.

Shot by Cracker Jack, one of Dirty D’s associates, the DVD features five scenes from the infamous CrackWhoreConfessions.com website. Jack travels the South to find genuine crack whores, and then proceeds to interview them before having sex.

The stories the women tell during the interview segment are startling, to say the least. Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis cautioned that this DVD is not for the faint of heart.

In one scene, Alexis tells a story about her father’s prison term for killing a hooker and storing the body in the family’s freezer. Another elderly-looking participant, Annie, describes her former occupation as a “slinger” — someone who sells crack to the dealers.

“Watching this disturbing movie fucked up my entire evening,” Kulkis said. “I felt dirty and guilty. You know, like how porn used to make you feel in the good ol’ days.”

Even CrackWhoreConfessions.com owner Dirty D was impressed with Jack’s ability to find women willing to participate in his escapades.

“Cracker Jack certainly does dig up some lively ones,” said Dirty D. “All these girls are actual drug-addled street walkers. I salute him for having the balls to search the meanest streets and darkest alleys to find these depraved hookers. These whores confess to the sickest sex acts and insane drug abuse — they are dumping all of the dirty skeletons out of their closets.”

Florida-based Internet producer Dirty D operates the HowIGotRich.com affiliate program. His company inked a DVD distribution deal with Kick Ass in January.

To order, call (800) 765-1220.