WoodRocket to Produce 'Guardians of The Galaxy XXX' Parody

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — WoodRocket.com is going into production on the “Guardians of the Galaxy” adult parody, “Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot.”

“Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones and get hooked on a feeling,” WoodRocket said of its upcoming film to be written and directed by Lee Roy Myers.  

Myers launched the project in honor of James Gunn's Marvel movie of the same name becoming the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, and the recent announcement of its upcoming sequel.

“WoodRocket knew that now was the time to begin work on showing the world what real space genitals should look like,” the company quipped in a release.

“I think that ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ is one of the greatest super hero movies of all time,” Myers said. “I am very excited to add penetration.”

Casting for “Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will begin soon, and will then be available to stream free on WoodRocket.com.  

Related:  

Copyright © 2024 Adnet Media. All Rights Reserved. XBIZ is a trademark of Adnet Media.
Reproduction in whole or in part in any form or medium without express written permission is prohibited.

More News

Skinfluential Management's FansFuel Acquires Fanwire

FansFuel has acquired creator account management tool Fanwire.

Pineapple Support Appoints Kasey Kei as Brand Ambassador

Pineapple Support has appointed veteran performer and content creator Kasey Kei as its latest brand ambassador.

Nebraska AV Bill Moves Forward Despite Privacy, Free Speech Concerns

Nebraska’s unicameral Legislature has given first-round approval to LB 1092, the state’s version of the age verification bills being sponsored around the country by anti-porn religious conservative activists.

Eva Maxim, Katrina Colt Headline 'Cumming to LA' From Cherry Kiss

Eva Maxim and Katrina Colt star with Vince Karter in 2021 XBIZ Europas Female Performer of the Year Cherry Kiss' "Cumming to L.A.," from Evil Angel.

AEBN Celebrates 25th Anniversary

The Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network (AEBN) is celebrating its 25th year in business this week.

Performers in Meta Blacklisting Lawsuit Seek to Preserve Antitrust Claims

Adult Performance Artists Guild board officers Alana Evans, Kelly Pierce and Ruby have informed a California court that, although they want to drop their lawsuit claiming that Meta conspired with OnlyFans to blacklist rival premium fan platforms’ talent, they may still pursue antitrust claims in the future.

Skylar Snow Headlines 'Infidelity 4' From Sweet Sinner

Skylar Snow toplines "Infidelity 4," the latest release from Mile High Media studio brand Sweet Sinner.

Serenity Cox Stars in 'Enjoy It' From MILFY

Serenity Cox stars with Alberto Blanco in "Enjoy It," from Vixen Media Group studio imprint MILFY.

Melissa Stratton Stars in Finale of Wicked's 'So Extra'

Melissa Stratton and Robby Apples star in the final scene from Wicked Pictures' "So Extra."

BiPhoria Drops Jim Powers' 'Saying GoodBi'

BiPhoria has released director Jim Powers' "Saying GoodBi."

Show More