Pussy Juice Lube Offers Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton $1M Each

NEW YORK — Released 1st, Inc., a Delaware-based company also known as unique intimate moisturizer company Pussy Juice Lube, has offered Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton one million dollars each for three ounces of their vaginal secretions.

With official offers sent to Kim Kardshian’s and Paris Hilton’s attorneys, Released 1st, Inc. has placed a valuation on the celebutantes’ vaginal fluids at more than $42 million per gallon, making their intimate fluids the most expensive in the world.

Spearheaded by company president Sidney Coca, Pussy Juice Lube is formulated from each adult performer’s natural secretions. Each collected sample is reportedly tested, sterilized to standards used for blood purification, and then bottled — with each donor thoroughly tested for all possible STD’s to further ensure safety by using the same EuBIS blood collection standards used in laboratories.

Each bottle is subsequently processed, using cation-exchange chromatography and gel filtration chromatography. The proprietary method reportedly renders all human cells and other such organic materials inert, making Pussy Juice Lube safe for use as no human cells are contained in the product.

For more information, visit PussyJuiceLube.com.