WoodRocket Responds to Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby Ruling With XXX Spoof

WOODLAND HILLS, Calif. — You can shop 'til you drop at Hobby Lobby, but just don't drop on your vagina or you may not be protected, WoodRocket warns.

With the Supreme Court ruling in favor of corporation and Hobby Lobby's right to restrict birth control as part of their employee's health insurance plans, WoodRocket.com decided it was time to step in and offer female employees additional options with the release of “How To Get  Contraception From Hobby Lobby.”

Billed as a special event, “How to Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby” reportedly teaches employees — and everyone in need of “womb protection” — how to create their own contraceptive devices at home out of Hobby Lobby products.

Starring Ela Darling, and directed by Justin Donaldson (Funny or Die, Upright Citizens Brigade), “How to Get Contraception From Hobby Lobby” can be seen for free at WoodRocket.com.