Centerfold Entertainment Provides ‘Velvet Rope Angels’

NEW YORK — Adult entertainment agency Centerfold Strips has launched its new “Velvet Rope Angels” service, which is available to club goers in New York and Los Angeles.

The service targets men attempting to obtain entry into exclusive, trendy nightclubs, where getting past the velvet ropes and egomaniacal bouncers leads to frustration and embarrassment, unless you have a beautiful woman or two on your arm. According to the company, Centerfold Strips has the solution to this nightlife dilemma by providing customers with a key past the gatekeeper.

“Our gorgeous, professional strippers and exotic dancers are now available for booking to accompany you and your friends for a night of partying at the club,” a spokesperson explains. “Clubs typically like to maintain a four-to-one ratio of women to men — so come prepared with enough centerfold models to make it seem like your entourage won’t flood the dance floor with testosterone.”

As an added benefit, the Velvet Rope Angels will even sever as your “wingmen,” helping you hook up with other girls in the club, believing that it is easier to hook up when you are hanging out with hot girls.

Established in 1996, Centerfold Strips is a national entertainment agency representing male and female exotic dancers as well as novelty talent including midget and dwarf strippers, belly dancers, overweight strippers, drag queens, male revues and celebrity impersonators. In addition, Centerfold Strips books Feature Entertainers such as celebrity porn stars and showgirls in gentlemen’s clubs around the globe — and provides services for all events — including bachelor and bachelorette parties, plus holiday, birthday and fraternity parties, corporate and sporting events.

Costs do not include parking, cover charge, coat check and drinks, with Centerfold Strips recommending that everyone in the group is properly dressed and prepared to pay for bottle service.

For more information or to book Velvet Rope Angels, call (877) 427-8747.