Kleio Valentien Now Writing for Popporn.com

PHILADELPHIA — Adult star Kleio Valentien announced today that she is now a contributing writer for the adult humor blog Popporn.com.

Her first article recounts regrettable one-night stands and all the hilarity and awkwardness that ensue.

“I’m excited to write for Popporn because frankly, I hate writing and didn’t learn to read until after I graduated high school,” Valentien said. “What other idiots were going to let me write for them?”

“We’re thrilled to have Kleio writing for us,” added Brian Bangs, Popporn editor and chief. “She’s funny, sharp, and puts things in her butt. It’s like a trifecta of perfecta. I made that up.”

The star noted that is best known for her appearance on BurningAngel.com but has also shot scenes for Naughty America, Evil Angel and other adult studios.