Hustler to Release ‘This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice’ Parody

CANOGA PARK, Calif. — Hustler Video will release a parody of the “Celebrity Apprentice” TV show.

In the movie, two teams — men versus women — compete for the grand prize. The teams include four women to two men.

“The director was great,” said Brooke Haven of Stuart Canterbury. “I got along with him so well and he had the best suggestions and scene directions. That’s what really made the shoot and the film in general fantastic. The cast itself was also amazing to work with. I wish I had gotten to molest the whole cast and crew. I mean, after all, that’s what Cyndi would do, right?”

According to the company, the movie features “Bret (rock ‘n roll), played by Derrick Pierce, Kylee Reese, who plays the part of Donald’s daughter, Dale DaBone, as Donald’s son, and Tanya Tate, as the ever-sassy red-haired English woman who’s married to that musician guy who once ate a bat on stage. Jessica Jaymes, Misty Stone, and Celeste Star are also unforgettable in their roles portraying much passion and lots of lesbian lust.”

The movie is set to street Aug. 3.